List of everyone who dies in infinity war

This one’s real guys

  • Gandalf the Grey
  • Gandalf the White
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
  • Benito Mussolini
  • The Blue Meanie
  • Cowboy Curtis
  • Jambi the Genie
  • Robocop
  • The Terminator
  • Captain Kirk
  • Darth Vader
  • Lo Pan
  • Superman
  • Every single Power Ranger
  • Bill S. Preston
  • Theodore Logan
  • Spock
  • The Rock
  • Doc Oc
  • Hulk Hogan

List of people who do not die in Infinity War:

  • Vin Diesel (or any character played by Vin Diesel)
  • Mr. T (pities the fool who thought he’d die in Infinity War)
  • Lucky the Fox
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Retsuko
  • Pikachu
  • John Oliver
  • Also no animals were harmed during the Infinity War.

(Tho for serious I have not seen it yet, so I don’t know who lives or dies.  Except Vin Diesel.  He never dies.)