You think human politics are complicated? Try Fae politics.
If that ain’t the fucking truth. I usually end up cutting through it all by reminding them that I could just eat them.
Dragon politics are pretty simple.
I proposed this guy to Dragon President
We’ve already decided @dragoninanerdbody is going to be my puppet dictator.
Can i be your second in command that is planning take your place?
You can be on the staff but not in the line of succession.
Can I help?!
You can be in our cabinet.
Can i be minister of defense and make a web of protection across our land?
Can I be the huge dragon that sits behind people while either silently stroking my beard in contemplation, or looking imposing. Like a dragon bouncer
You and @agentduckorico are definitely my dragon bouncers.
tbh id be a shitty bouncer. just give mme gold and/or crystals and i didnt see shit
i just look scary lmao
That’s most dragons. You’d do a fine job for me I’m sure.
aint no one getting near my dragon mom!!!
Is there any room for a sweet talking siren?
can I be the little dragon bringing drinks to everyone (and if you pay 4 gems I’ll tell you what I overheard on coffee rounds)?
I like this plan.
If this is still going on, may I be the resident healer dragon who just spreads positivity?
Of course it’s still going on but shhh. We’re doing it all underground now. It’s a secret. Just you and me and @dragoninanerdbody and everyone else who’s posted here and the thousands of people who follow this blog.
Y’all need a shapeshifter? I can get you some info. 🙂
Do y’all need an interior designer for the President’s Den, who’s also Minister of Comfortable Dens or something like that?
That sounds lovely. My aesthetic is best described as “bohemian necromancer”.
Tbh I just want a comfy den and a cushy job in Dragon Mom’s government. Also, if Keeper of the Hoard is taken, what about Keeper of the Snacks? Keeper of the Cronchy Stuff?
Most popular person around. Just mind you don’t end up one of the snacks.
Any place for a half-dragon that is tol and has a very sharp glaive?
Soooo,… what am I gonna be doing? 🙂
Have you considered a carrier as an evil minion? The retirement’s not great, but you probably won’t need it, so it’s fine.
Aww i wanted to be in the cabinet ..
-shoves into a cabinet-
Well I guess i’m small enough to fit into a cabinet… I shoulda seen this coming..