Do we start with:
1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings
2. “Shakira Law”
3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.
4. “Free Islamic Donut”
5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.
One donut to fool them all
6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts
There is one and only one shakira law.
1. Thou hips shalt not lie
How do you fuck up this bad
The closest they have to a doughnut is a fritter.
Shakira’s law is to “Try everything” everyone knows that.